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thekanucklehead-deactivated2025:

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

shamebats:

We’re genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time

ooppo:

ooppo:

ooppo:

A long time ago I was in a typography class and I had an assignment to draw a word out of its material. Like writing “Rock” and drawing it to make it look like it’s carved from stone. I chose “Hair” and I was proud enough of the result that I ended up posting it online to Twitter. Whoever I showed it to online, I got a weird reaction like “Oh…cool.” which was strange cuz I was expecting to get complimented on it. It turned out that no one thought it was a drawing. For months, everyone I showed it to thought that I was playing with wet hair clippings in my spare time like some nasty little freak.

This is the drawing btw

Guys I fucking swear it isn’t real hair

lamignonette:

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

wifegideonnav:

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

pixelprofligate:

pixelprofligate:

“youd do numbers on tumblr” girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

devilishdescent:

chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as “extant” but designwise it’s really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

probuccalfat:

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

trashcatgallade:

tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature

this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance

ALT

it was the most magical day of my life

cryptotheism:

nsomniacsdream:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

cryptotheism:

The term “book of the dead” doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It’s honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

cannibalisticdespair:

monkeyislandtwo:

monkeyislandtwo:

why r callouts always like “please dont harass this person and dont go after them. anyway heres every single detail of their life gathered by stalking and their private profiles for all to see”

“please don’t go after this person! now let me post this document for every single one of my followers and list every single one of their usernames”

onyxbird:

agent-mcsweetheart:

agent-mcsweetheart:

i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive

@imaginable-horror you are an inspiration 😌🫡

Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You’re a fraud, and you’re such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.

prohaloplayer:

they haven’t taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it

pyrobot1cs:

a-sentient-cup:

cherryberg:

sacred-portal:

lanndscape: